Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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