Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
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Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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