"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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