omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
She bit a glass in half.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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