How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
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I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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