who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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