This girl is more easily done than said...
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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