we have officially lost it.
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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