The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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