he wants to bone in the snuggie
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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