im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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