Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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