dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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