You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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