he puts the penis in happiness.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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