she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
