By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Congratulations! We have a period
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