yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
We have started to decorate penises.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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