I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Randomize