I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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