Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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