i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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