She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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