Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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