Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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