So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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