Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Verdict: uncircumcised.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
