you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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