she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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