just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
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Oh Jesus.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Randomize