i think my tv is drunk
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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