Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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