I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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