1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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