I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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