Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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