Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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