I got chris browned last night
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
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