Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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