it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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