I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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