; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
babies were throwing up all over the place
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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