my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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