It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
are you so shy because you have an std?
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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