I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
why is half of my head shaved?
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