South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
This is the high leading the old right now
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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