she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Do vagina's smell?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
These tits shall not be calmed
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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