Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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