I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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