Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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