I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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