Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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