The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Vodka?
Forever.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
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