No, drunk sperm still make babies.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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